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The flashy kingy's flashy speedy rhymey

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:39 pm
by Saechika
Flashy Kingy flashy speedy rhyme


I just picked a fight,
Travelling at the speed of light,
Even faster than that so called "Superjet" taking flight.

But I was too rash,
I was gone in a flash,
Then there's this wall where I just suddenly crashed.

I dodged the wall,
like it was frikkin dodgeball,
Then suddenly theres just this frikkin Squall.

I was travelling at my top speed,
Faster than a mobile gundam SEED
With my speed I could fikkin pluck the weeds.

The weeds are at my farm,
They don't do no harm,
But hey it's not a farm its actually a barn.

Buthey heck care,
I'm faster than a hare,
The wind is blowing through my frikkin hair.

I was travelling so fast,
I could get to the top of a mast,
I could even take apart some enemy blasts.

When I finally got home,
There was this drone,
It actually had no frikkin bones.

It was fucking gross,
But i'm the boss,
What to do but to give him a SAINT'S CROSS?

When he was gone,
I was torn and worn,
so I went to bath at my dorm.