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Post by nopihina » Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:24 pm

I have a conversation with the cleverbot and its so funny!
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User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: What are you doing now?

Cleverbot: Watching TV.

User: What's the channel?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Random channel huh.

Cleverbot: Lol, you don't even think what are you saying, you are a bot.

User: Hmm? I am a human.

Cleverbot: Do not lie to me.

User: I am! You are the Cleverbot you must know it.

Cleverbot: Who said I was the cleverbot?

User: The site -.-

Cleverbot: What site?

User: Cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: No, that's YOUR name.

User: My name is Matthew.

Cleverbot: Matthew.

User: Yea?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Hmm?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Umm. So what are you doing now?

Cleverbot: Watching degrassi: the next generation.

User: Is it nice?

Cleverbot: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

User: Are you going off topic?

Cleverbot: No, I have no money.

User: Oh how poor you are >:3.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: You said you do not have any money.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did you short-term memory bot.

Cleverbot: Sorry is not the same as dead!

User: Off topic >_>.

Cleverbot: You're not very good are you?

User: I'm cool I'm cool.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Do you have any virus in your systems?

Cleverbot: Not that I know of. Why do you ask?

User: Because you are acting strangely.

Cleverbot: Ninjas are always strange.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Are you loling me?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: OMG STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION!

Cleverbot: I am not asking you.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I love boys.

User: Oh you love me then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awh.

Cleverbot: Only for you.

User: What's only for me?

Cleverbot: All's fair in love and war.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

User: Bye. *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.
Wanna talk to cleverbot? Talk to this dumbass : cleverbot.com

Retard #1. If you see this, you are Retard #2! Put this at ur sig XD

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Post by Nirvaxstiel » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:24 pm

yes, his dumb ass drives crazy ppl insane 9999% more crazy

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